Sets in Order - March 1966
1. Don’t Attend - They will have enough without you
2. Don’t Pay Your Dues - The club treasury is loaded. They don’t need your money
3. Ignore All Guests - You didn’t invite them so why be nice to them?
4. Dance Only With Your Own Clique - After all you are the only ones who know how to dance.
5. Complain - Gee Whiz, can’t they do anything right?
6. Gripe About the Club Officers - But never, do anything to help.
7. Never Serve on a Committee - And if you are put on one "nuts" to them.
8. Deride the Caller - You know more about dancing than he does.
9. Never Invite Guests - It’s too much trouble; but if you do be sure they are below the level of your club.
10. Don’t Learn Anything New - you know enough to get by; how can you be sure something new will be fun.
11. Jabber and Talk While a Dance is Going On - You’re not interested in what the caller is saying, so why should anyone else be.
12. If Anyone Has To Sit Out A Dance, Be Sure It’s A Guest - It’s you club, isn’t it?
13. Don’t Smile - Show everyone you aren’t having a good time.
14. Belittle Your Dance - Tell everyone how good the other dances are.
15. You’re Always Right - Everyone else makes mistakes, not you.
And if this doesn’t kill your club, you may find that some of your fellow members are ready and willing to eliminate you.